ponyguru:

Little Brain: Toys R Us is dying and that makes me sad because I was once a carefree child and now I’m losing a place that felt nostalgic

Big Brain: Toys R Us was an unfeeling corporation who didn’t give a shit about anything but your parents dollars and they treated their workers like shit

Bigger Brain: “Corporations are not your friends” is true but if you try to divorce nostalgia from corporations you’ll have to deny most nostalgia after the Industrial Revolution because corporations have their hands in almost every aspect of public life anymore and it’s okay to feel sad about Toys R Us closing

Galaxy Brain: Goefrey Sad