i-am-a-fish:

the-valiant-valkyrie:

i-am-a-fish:

Hi I’d like to order two tacos please hold the cheese, no sour cream no meat, no lettuce I hate lettuce please no tomatoes, no beans no sauce, no olives no fucking guac no cooking it no nothing do nothing just give me the shells you bastard

give me the shells.

hord or smoft sir

You’re about to get the shittiest yelp review of all time.