GHOST AU’S

thethoughtrepository:

• “I came home to you having a tantrum and shaking the house like how ghosts do but apparently thats just an earthquake whoops sorry man–no i dont always assume its you–dUDE NOW YOU GOTTA STOP SHAKING THE HOUSE”

• “you hate me so much whenever i get to pick a show because I always pick Casper the Friendly Ghost and ask you if you can do any of the cool things he can”

• “listen, i know you cant help it but you literally drip off ectoplasm every time you phase through walls and IM the one who has to clean it up so can you just use doors maybe??”

• “youve been haunting my room since forever and making things move and shit and by now im not even that scared dude just please shut the fuck up and let me sleep”

• “additionally, whoops you got pissed now and decided to show yourself like a badass or something but honestly bro do you have any idea how fricking cute u are”

• “I usually dont show my human form because i got my head bashed in when i was murdered and i scare people when they see me but you insisted on seeing me and now i regret it because youre crying and i really like you”

• “Additionally, i disappeared to hopefully make you feel better but you insisted on seeing me again and as it turns out you were crying because you couldnt believe someone would do that to me and youre not scared and whoops–now we’re both crying”

• “i usually keep to myself in the house but i hear you constantly crying in your room late at night and have no friends to confide in so hey, here i am, wanna talk?”

• “additionally, okay, I understand that youre upset but i said I was old, not wise, theres a difference pls stop asking for advice i dont know i died in a fire trying to make mac n cheese”

• “every time some lame ass person asks me if theres a heaven or hell i make up some shit story about how there is a devil and his name is Melvin and u absolute morons buy it every time”

• “I forget theres a cute ghost who died like fifty years ago in my house, so when i dance alone in my room you can imagine the sheer humiliation i get when they pop up right behind me asking what the fuck im doing”