jellyfish-prinx:

chefpyro:

joey-wheeler-official:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis

yeah but they wont hold forever…

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you

Dutch water engineering is right about the best in the world. We had the dikes break once and it was a giant catastrophe and we all vowed to never let it happen again, so we completely revamped our water management systems to be able to face whatever nature throws at us. We manage water from the very top of the Rhine in Germany to the shores and everything in between, we also try to innovate on generating green energy from water and whenever there’s an oil spill anywhere on the globe we try to clean it up.

Also fun fact, we use our abundance of water for war strategies. We’ve intentionally broken the dikes to defeat invaders, used our rivers as a natural barrier to fend off the Romans, and much more. The Dutch have a long history with water management and water-related technology and I can list many instances where we used this for both good and evil, but one thing is certain. As one of the world’s leaders in water management and other water-related technology the Dutch must never be underestimated.