veraxplus:

otherwindow:

I’d like to think that modern mages still choose to use grimoires over smartphones and tablets just because technology autocorrects spells.

Mage: Alexa, cast Greater Heal on me.
Alexa: Casting fireball on teammate.

Alexa: Casting Greaser Heal on you. 

[your wounds vanish as your wizard robe turns into a bitchin’ leather jacket and your hair begins to extend upward]