that one ‘’i heart pizza’’ shirt that makes you pull pizzas out of your ass when you dance
Item: That One “I Heart Pizza” Shirt That Makes You Pull Pizzas Out of Your Ass When You Dance. The name is something of a misnomer; when wearing the shirt, doing a little dance opens a fourth-dimensional portal to the Elemental Plane of Pizza behind your back, allowing you to pull d6 slices per round into your plane; fortunately, your ass does not come into play.
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