prideprejudce:

last night i had a dream that i got into a bid war with jk rowling over the ownership rights of draco malfoy and i was losing so i started begging her to let me save this one character from her post editing headcanons and that she doesn’t even like draco and it’s not like im taking snape away from her and she said ‘yes but i haven’t yet revealed that draco was actually voldemorts and narcissas lovechild the whole time’ and then the police had to be called