reallyreallyreallytrying:

girls chat: omg let’s ram raid an atm using a stolen car at 2am tonight

guys chat: HEARKEN TO ME, GENTLE SIRS, AND PRITHEE RAISE YOUR TANKARDS IN MIRTH AND GOOD FELLOWSHIP, AND GIVE FULL VOICE TO THOSE OLD SONGS AND CHANTIES OF WHICH WE ARE BELOV’D

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