blackshikamaru:

sasuke: hey i made some kale smoothies yall want any

naruto: why the fuck would i eat a kale smoothie why would you make a SMOOTHIE without any FRUIT

sasuke: theres fruit in it. it got gogie berries and carrots and-

naruto: CARROTS ARENT FRUIT

sasuke: THEYRE SWEET AND NUTRITIOUS

naruto: YOURE DISGUSTING

sasuke: YOURE GOING TO DIE YOUNG