magikant:

the players handbook: tieflings have mostly human skin colors, but sometimes they can be red!

everyone else:

kyraneko:

radpeacharbiter:

floambones:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

@smallmediumemma

murreal:

murreal:

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

“not adhd but-”

groovyghost:

capacity:

*thinking about myself 11 minutes ago* I was in such a dark place in my life…