neveratrest:

vaeveritas:

hhelenoftroy:

ackermom:

julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part

apart from the fact that 60 people agreed to stab him and he only had 23 stab wounds

Sounds about right

catch me in ancient rome stabbing julius caesar 23 times and bitching about having to do everything myself while the 59 assholes who should be helping me are out having fun snorting marijuana out of caligula’s bootyhole or whatever it is young people do nowadays

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

lesbwian:

Superheroes that are like “if we kill them we’re just as bad as they are uwu” ? Micro dick energy

The only exception is Aang, whose whole “I’m not gonna kill him if i can find another way” thing is less false moral equivalency and more “I’m twelve and I have been through way too much bullshit this year to add ‘commit my first murder’ to the list.”