darkskinho:

all my friends glowing up n shit n im just here chilling still ugly lol its cool tho

gotitforcheap:

Me: damn Michael Jordan what kind of spread did you put on this toast? it’s delicious.

Michael Jordan: space jam, haha just kidding, it’s regular jam, just having a little fun in the kitchen with friends. 

jobhaver:

[michael jordan voice] I’m Michael Jordan. I had such a long day today, because I’m so tall. What I like to do to unwind and relax is enjoy some refreshing sleep. Sleeping is good and cool. Try it sometimes

banishedquasiroyal:

derse: what, trauma? yeah i’ve got that *proceeds to prove why their trauma was the Worst*

prospit: oh i feel really bad for whoever is traumatized!!! 😦 *is repressing years of memories that only resurface after one weirdly specific event happens*