new high school classmate: so what’s your name
renesmee: renesmee
new classmate: that’s… interesting
renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me
bella, sitting literally two seats away:
I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter
youre goddamn right thats what im implying
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from now on my blog focus is going to be niche memes about and aimed at the prince of egypt (1998)
moses when he leaves egypt and flees into the desert:
moses returning to egypt:
ramses: you can’t persuade me to let your people go
moses:
ramses: i’ll never let your people go
moses:
from now on my blog focus is going to be niche memes about and aimed at the prince of egypt (1998)
req’d by @yourdearladydisdain
fall has well and truly walloped me upside the fucking head so this is extremely relevant rn
I hate shipwrecks in Minecraft bc they imply that there is/was some form of intelligent life in Minecraft before the player…… It’s clearly not villagers bc they can’t even build a village properly…… Who are these mysterious ship builders and where did they go…..
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