bethesda: [deliberately releases a broken, unfinished game and laughs about it] bethesda: [charges players an extra $100 for a “power armor edition” that’s basically just a bunch of plastic] bethesda: [refuses to accept refunds after promising they would and offers 5 fucking dollars as compensation for said shitty plastic they charged $100 for] bethesda: [literally is not stupid enough to think this wouldn’t happen, did it anyway, and is now facing a lawsuit] you fucking dungheads: umm yeah but can’t you guys just let people enjoy the game?? you’re acting like the fucking fun police.
ok now that FO76 has been out for a bit and everybody has seen what a fucking garbage game it is I’m just gonna spoil this since I doubt many will play long enough to see it
The end-game boss is a copy-pasted dragon from Skyrim with a new model.
He did it, he sold us Skyrim again, the absolute fucking mad Todd.
Bethesda: Fuck you. We are going to dump radioactive waste around the homes of everyone who bought Fallout 76 and hopefully give you cancer. We are hiring big buff dudes covered in green body paint to beat up all of you who bought the Power Armor Edition and then shit inside your cheap T-51 helmets. Todd Howard himself is already on his way to kick your pets. Eat a ghoul dick. Fuck you.
Bethesda fanboys: Thank you so much for improving our immersion, Bethesdaddy! You are the best! Are you releasing some DLC any time soon?? Pls respond…
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