does anyone ever think of how virginia woolf always used flowers to describe beautiful girls, and then fell in love with a gardener who planted flowers for a living bc I do
In order to appreciate each other more, God and Satan switch places for a week. However, in order not to cause any havoc among their followers, they have to pretend to be each other.
God, being the creator of geese, had no troubles in his task.
kpop is wack man you guys post videos w captions like “LOOK at what taehyung did” and i play the video and he does fucking nothing he just like blinks or wipes his nose or whatever and the tags are like “STOP DJKSFJSH OMFG… my precious juicy husband please impregnate me 🤤😍😫”