What with the Mercutio/Romeo kiss from the other day I feel like I should have a tag specifically for “men kissing in Shakespeare plays even though it’s not in the text, but after 400 years of unresolved sexual tension it’s time.”
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Whaaat this is the most over the top dip-and-kiss I’ve ever seen and I love it
Having a halfway decent relationship with your abusive parent during adulthood is so weird. Its like, “oh mom, you’re so funny and cute! You violated me and made my childhood a living nightmare, causing trauma that I will never recover from, but nowadays you’re just a barrel of laughs!”
Like, its so great bc as parent and child you share a lot of mannerisms and personality traits, you’ve got a lot of in jokes, you just also have the heart wrenching awareness that this person will never, ever apologize for how they have victimized you, or even just admit to it
girls chat: omg let’s ram raid an atm using a stolen car at 2am tonight
guys chat: HEARKEN TO ME, GENTLE SIRS, AND PRITHEE RAISE YOUR TANKARDS IN MIRTH AND GOOD FELLOWSHIP, AND GIVE FULL VOICE TO THOSE OLD SONGS AND CHANTIES OF WHICH WE ARE BELOV’D