i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in February!” Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. “Tide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!” The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and it’s gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. We’re literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.
Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate – Snake Codecs: Inkling
I hope you don’t take this as me bashing on Splatoon. This is just how I picture Snake as a character would react to the inklings.
Update:
Holy crap, I did not expect this to blow up like it did! The feedback has been overwhelmingly positive, and I really appreciate it! Thanks guys!
I apologize for any contradictions with the actual Splatoon lore. I originally wanted to give an explanation for everything, but that would’ve made it way too long, even by Metal Gear standards.
Anyway, I went ahead and George Lucased the colour grading to make it less overbright and washed out. I also changed one of the lines that used “market trend” twice in the same sentence.
“Thirty yards from shore, three black swans were gliding over the water, so serene … no one had told them that war had come, and they cared nothing for burning towns and butchered men. She stared at them with yearning. Part of her wanted to be a swan. The other part wanted to eat one.”
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