aaronthesnob:

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate – Snake Codecs: Inkling

I hope you don’t take this as me bashing on Splatoon. This is just how I picture Snake as a character would react to the inklings.

Update:

Holy crap, I did not expect this to blow up like it did! The feedback has been overwhelmingly positive, and I really appreciate it! Thanks guys! 

I apologize for any contradictions with the actual Splatoon lore. I originally wanted to give an explanation for everything, but that would’ve made it way too long, even by Metal Gear standards. 

Anyway, I went ahead and George Lucased the colour grading to make it less overbright and washed out. I also changed one of the lines that used “market trend” twice in the same sentence.

isabellesutra:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

I will be participating on a guacamole contest tomorrow at work. My objective is not to win, but to make every single one of the judges cry.

I will add every single chili I am able to find at the store, all of them.

All the chilis I could find at the store… i wonder if it will be enough 😛

Ready for the judges!!

So updates after the contest! I didn’t win.

This guacamole had the talent that when you take the first bite of your chip it isnt that spicy, but after a few seconds the feeling starts to spread. The judges bravely took a bite and were all happy and as I walked away from the table they started to gasp when the full force of the 6 different types of chili hit them at once.

People were free to taste it afterwards and every face of first surprise and then pain filled my heart with happiness.

I have never seen so much people enjoy suffering tho, because they finished everything so fast I even got time to make a second batch before the winners were announced.

Overall this was great and I had lots of fun making others suffer 😀

this? innocent sadism. i aspire to be like this