Context: so the party of four has split up into groups of two, player 1 & 2 are in a cave, and player 3 & 4 are outside with the wagon. Player 1 & 2 have just climbed up a ladder to find themselves in a dark room.
Player 1: “John light your torch”
Player 2: *lights torch*
DM: The room illuminates and you see in front of you a bug bear, two goblins, and a wolf. They don’t see you just yet
Player 1 OOC: Turns to the DM “CAN I SUCK HIS DICK?!”
DM: What.. umm roll charisma and acrobatics and dexterity
Player 1: *rolls a 18, 19 and 16*
DM: you do a rockstar slide on your knees pulling his pants down in one swift motion and start sucking his dick
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