Thanos is ace, that way he doesn’t have to find a hot girl for every hot guy he sees and visa versa; this also explains why he has so much time and energy to expend on his evil plan, because he’s not distracted by sex like us degenerates.
And now I hate you too 😂
Thanos is straight.
Dude wants to fuck Death, who is a lady in Marvel.
Unfortunately Death is in love with Deadpool
I also am a dude who wants to fuck Death and I’m not straight…
No, you mean Death the concept.
I mean Death as in the character in Marvel:
(flesh optional)
No, I meant her. And also Grim from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. I’ve got a weird thing for snarky skeletons.
In that case, I think you might have separate issues with your sexuality that should definitely be addressed at a later date.
… trying my hardest not to make a “jump her bones” pun.
I don’t think there’s anything all that wrong with wanting to bone those guys.
If u have a thing for skeletons does that mean you want to fuck Sans
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