chuckola:

chuckola:

sheldon in splatoon 2: a respectable businessman
sheldon in splatoon 1: a minion living in his mothers basement. you can’t even tell him to shut up. you just go into his dingy ass underground weapons store and buy illegal guns. will you exit that store alive? who knows.

powerlesbo:

powerlesbo:

Splatoon 2 is the only high budget video game that knows what cool actually is

Cool in 49% of video games: what old people who think the 80s-90s is the greatest point in time ever think is cool (lame)

Cool in 50% of video games: what weird college hipsters who never got over being called a nerd in middle school think is cool (lame)

Cool in splatoon 2: actually up to date with trends and aware of fashion and what people like (cool)

Cool in animal crossing: this image