the real four dnd archetypes

iguanaparrots:

scope-dogg:

pansexualkiba:

1) beautifully constructed, thoughtfully named, you’ve had this character for five years, and it is only now that you have a medium to express them through. twenty pages of backstory and lore, you probably lovingly crafted a costume or a token to fully bring them to life.

2) it’s you, but you’re now a warlock or a paladin or some shit.

3) Its Joke (ex. Boo Boo the Chaotic Good Barbarian, Dio Brando but as a dryad, etc.)

4) Real Ass People (ex. Hatsune Miku, Barack Obama, Hulk Hogan, etc.)

hatsune miku real

1) Magnus Burnsides

2) Merle Highchurch

3) Taako Taaco

4) Tom Bodett

gzmee:

my favorite type of storytelling is when something starts off mundane and jokey and then suddenly turns into an epic saga full of reality warping and heartbreak

some examples:

– the hot daga

– that one car show with the garbage man in it

– tails gets trolled

– vinesauce’s tomodachi life streams

– homestuck

– the adventure zone

– anything that the mcelroys have made ever if we’re being honest

– rpg maker games made by children where they just throw a bunch of their favorite characters into one game and make them fight demons