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Tag: voltron

Keiths ranting about something but Shiro’s clocked out and the bath bomb is really cool.

The boys need to smile more so l made this happy thing which will never happen in canon
(Shiro ’s floating arm is there somewhere okay?? l’m still having a rough time understanding the physics of it)
as someone who likes 80s akira / that altean akira au this is kind of a damn shame. i don’t want that name to become exclusively associated with that dumb ‘reboot’. akira deserves better. hell. all akiras deserve better.
all akiras are valid except reboot akira
Shiro being named after that dog(mind you the movie is great) is the weirdest thing ever,reminds me of this kid I met who’s name was patch
i’m fucking deceased
i’m looking forward to some dumb an/tis starting a gofundme or kickstarter for their racist lea/kira shit and then wailing when dream/works and other stakeholders nuke them from orbit
#i just……….. #hachi/ko the japanese man #the thief alien turned into a rom/ani #making an alien race mus/lim because you want them to wear hij/abs #ignoring shit like ‘how do dietary laws work’ or ‘how do pray to mec/ca’ when you’re literally a space alien
#so much of is/lam is contextually based on previous earth events #that’s…. the entire point of is/lam #je/sus and moses were previous prophets and muha/mmad was the ‘culmination’ of the religious changes #how do you have is/lam without the exodus? how do you have isl/am without roman occupation of pa/lestine?
#i’m just so ?????????????? #the more i learn about lea/kira the more amazed i am #they complain about vl/d’s representation problems #but the work they’re doing is like #ATROCIOUS tbh #it strikes me as very ignorant white/chris/tian kind of work #‘you’re not x ethnicity enough if you don’t look like a ‘40s cartoon stereotype’ #‘your name isn’t ethnic enough for me’ #’religions other than my christianity/christian-influenced atheism are just funny garments and phrases’
#and i’m STILL trying to come to terms with them making the alien thief a romani#this is such basic 101 shit #disco horse on robo lion fandom #if it was just ‘we mad so we’re making fanon AUs’ i woudn’t care #but the sheer amount of offensive shit they’re cramming into the AU bewilders me #these are people who’ll attack ANYONE who disagrees with them as racist homophobes #and now when it comes to them making content #they turn out to be some of the most racist shit i’ve seen outside of alt-right circles #and they do it all with the fervent belief they’re enlightening the rest of us LMAO
#i’m looking forward to what they do with jewish pidge #by which i mean i’m bracing myself for them to make a mockery of it all #voltron
i’m ngl, i’ve spent the last 4 hours just trying to come to terms with the fact they named shiro ‘hachiko’*.
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