turing-tested:

what he says: im fine

what he means: in the movie cars (2009) they strongly imply that tractors are equivalent to cows. does this mean they eat them?

tigeeshark:

Reposted it cus i wanted to

behold

buttslapsmcgee:

birby

my pokemon mystery dungeon partner wouldnt treat me like this

mapsontheweb:

A map of the entire Internet from 1973. Each point on said map being a location in the world connected, whether that be Universities or Government Facilities.

ir-dr:

Day 2421 – 8 September 2018

stares

.//projectTiGER

athenaiskarthagonensis:

coffee-without-a-pause:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tilthat:

TIL that in 2013 a scientist injected human brain cells into a mouse brain, which improved the mouse’s memory and capacity to learn

via reddit.com

To stop it from conquering the planet they injected human brain cells from an incompetent weirdo into a seperate mouse and then put the two mice in the same cage so the silly mouse will always frustrate the terrifying genius mouse’s plans

I wonder what they’re doing tonight

The same thing they do every night.

https://gayfeline.tumblr.com/post/177874110721/audio_player_iframe/gayfeline/tumblr_p8dwq2ZpS81r8f2uc?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_p8dwq2ZpS81r8f2uco1.mp3

pagongings:

ash-nico:

creepbyradiohead:

this glitch is making every funny post 10x funnier bc it looks like the text equivalent of when someone just stares at you silently after you make a joke

peraltiagoisland:

me, putting songs into my playlist: i love ALL of these songs!!

me, actually listening to my playlist: skip skip skip skip